Girls

Recently I discussed how Kieron pulled by simply going up to a girl who he had not spoken to all night asked for her name and number and within 10 minutes had received a text off her, now I am by no way saying I am in the same league as someone with looks of a Greek God like Kieron however I am intrigued as to a females mindset when they go out for the evening. In comparison to Kieron’s amazing pulling I went out with a group of girls last Saturday and had a really good night even though we ended up at the local shit hole of a nightclub. As I entered I was well aware that a lot of the girls in there were younger apart from my group of 10 or so. I looked around I caught one girls eye and before I had even raised a welcoming smile she had scowled at me and gone to hide behind some pretty boy 17 year old. Now I had no intention of pulling her, dancing with her or even speaking to her and yet she could not even muster a friendly smile back in my direction. In comparison several knobish looking guys kept on trying to dance with my friends and understandably my girls would rather dance with a hunk like me than a load of 16 year olds that had borrowed their older brothers ID or snuck in the back door to get in. I quickly found that every time this happened one of them would grab me and start dancing with me in order to get the guy away. At first this was quite good as even I can’t complain about a load of hot girls wanting to dance with me (it doesn’t happen often!) but soon it became a little bit annoying, I would look up thinking does my friend want saving, if I went over and stole her away she could have really fancied him and then I look like a dick, if I do nothing and she didn’t want to dance with him I look like a dick for not doing anything. I soon gave up thinking and went back to drinking and wowing the girls throwing some shapes. Quite oppositely two girls just near us (not part of our group) were dancing with absolutely anything, one of them was pretty much being raped on the dance floor by some huge black guy that could have easily been twice her age, before long both girls were dancing with each other in a black man sandwich it was actually quite horrific to watch. My point is in my opinion as much as you are never likely to find a relationship in a club as all you can really go on is looks and dance moves you must be able to tell who is a knob and who is less likely to be a knob. I looked around seeing a group of about 10 guys in a group all with fashionable haircuts and the latest cool t-shirt dancing like pricks to baggy trousers and then a guy who had obviously just come out with his girlfriend who seemed decent, if I can tell that can’t girls? Then there’s me obviously out with a group of girls, smartly turned out causing no one any problems getting a scowl of a random girl just for looking in her direction. Anyway that post probably makes me sound extremely uncool, old, unfashionable and grumpy but I’m not really just a little baffled by the female brain. Finally I will leave you with one last question. Why do girls scream? They see each other for the first time in a week/day/hour and they scream as they run toward each other kissing and hugging. The latest Rihanna song comes on at the club, all the girls scream!! WHY? You very rarely would find me screaming AHHHHHH every time I see one of the boys or yelping out with glee when Natalie Imbruglia comes on the radio. HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!