Darren Marsh

7 posts, 7 days! Photo Bonanza - I have tried to find 10 of the best pictures of some of the Lowlands Dors. Only those that have been bothered to blog themselves are included as to be honest I am pretty sure they are the only ones who read this anyway. I have tried to pick pictures where possible which are not the conventional or obvious ones. The holiday pics have obviously taken a bit of a battering and are included but I have tried to find ones that haven't necessarily made their way onto facebook. Hope you enjoy and it brings back some interesting memories. The topics that have been chosen are:

1) Oldest - This section goes to the oldest photo I have on my computer of this person. I lost a lot of my old photos when I changed computers a while back but I have done my best to find some amusing ones even if they are not the oldest.

2) Random Face - A lot of our bent involves pulling ridiculous facial expressions, some intended, some not, I have a feeling I am going to have trouble picking one for Lawrence, which one to go for?!

3) Lowlands - As much of our bent happens dahn tahn tennis club, I have decided to pick a random picture of the person at Lowlands, I initially tried to find a picture showing complete disregard for the club but can you believe it I ran out!

4) Women - Not much of our bent involves the fairer sex, but on the odd occasion they do provide some talking points, here is a chance to see the dors with their girls whether they wanted to be in the picture with them or not.

5) Gay - If there was going to be a section on women it had to be followed by gayness, a major theme in our bent, there certainly wasn't a shortage of material to choose from.

6) Thug - Initially started in Granny C a few years ago, this thuggish Millwall behaviour has now become commonplace and hence warrants a place on this blog.

7) Dancing - Some of us Dors are known for our dancing more than others, but there has been a time when all of us have been caught on camera throwing a few shapes every now and again.

8) 1000 Words - It is often said that a picture says a thousand words, this section is dedicated to that, suggest your own caption for the picture!!

9) Random - As the title suggests, completely random, whether it be another funny face or fun with an inanimate object.

10) Drunk/Alcoholic - Where would our bent be without copious amounts of alcohol, this section is dedicated to either the most pissed picture I have of you, you showing true hardcore drinking skills or looking like a true alcoholic.

So where to kick off - All names in the hat and the first one out is the one and only Darren Marsh!!!

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Oldest - Who can forget Dazzy's afro, bring it back Daz! This picture was taken at my 18th in a horrendous trip to Sound in London. Also in this picture is the ever excitable Gary. Can you believe we got in anywhere at that age...even with ID?

Face - Darren pulls some fantastic faces but one face that appears time and time again is the 'growl' my first sight of the 'growl' appeared when the boys came up for a trip to the North East and therefore makes it on to the blog.

Lowlands - What better way to show your dominance at the club than to sprawl yourself provocatively over the pool table and if that isn't enough, why not dress as an old man as you do it. Women - At first I thought this could be a tricky section to fill for Dazzy, until recently where Daz has been sharing much bent with girls from uni. Some other pictures that were considered were Dazzy's girls sporting their 'we heart Daz' shirts, a hideous girl from Gran Canaria that was extremely pissed giving him a hug, but in the end I went for the Magaluf rep who persuaded Daz into the bar with the promise of a 'fur burger'!

Gay - This section had far too many to choose from, with potential contenders of J onlooking as Daz sprawled out in the jacuzzi, or Gary and J holding Dazzy down raping him on holiday. In the end I went for a slightly more subtle picture of Darren enjoying Gary's wandering hands. How sweet.

Thug - Only one place to look for thuggish pictures in my photo albums...Gran Canaria. Daz shows in this picture why he is truly Millwall and truly British! Dancing - Daz is arguably one of the best movers of the group, seductively luring in both men and women alike, a bit of a radom find but Daz is definitely dancing and also pulls a cracker of a face, for anyone wondering this was in the middle of a random bar in Middlesbrough.

1000 Words - Again there was such a variety of photos to choose from but wanted to try and find something a little different. This is a group photo from back in 2006. Everyone decided to touch Daz... Captions please.

Random - This has got to be one of the most random pictures I have managed to find for anyone, shoot back to Magaluf 2005 setting the scene. Steven Gridley's mum (J's ex fiances mother) bought Steven a multi pack of condoms which was presented to him the night before holiday. We got our hands on them, blew them up an filled them full of water (and other fluids) here J presents a water filled sheath to Darren, who decided the best thing to do is...lick it?!?!

Drunk - As I am sure everyone who knows Darren is aware, he never gets drunk. Dazzy like to have impromptu sessions where he goes completely overboard on a random night when others may not even be drinking (a recent Monday comes to mind) where double, treble and quadruple shots will be downed without complaint. Actually finding anyone with a camera at these times can be tough. This is not the best picture, however is a photo of Daz downing a shot carry on the Dazzy Downing!

Tune in tomorrow for some more random pictures of another Dor. Who will it be??? In the words of the Lotto 'It could be you'...