Lawrence Crew

Unfortunately most of these pictures have had to come from holiday as the camera has obviously not been out enough when Lawrence has been around (we will have to change this) although if there was a wrestling section Chops you would feature quite highly!


Oldest - Now apart from a few exceptionally young family style photos I have of Lawrence this is the oldest photo I have of him involved with bent. As he looks on as Carl bleeds across my house from an alcohol induced injury J and Leah are also pictured, this was back in 2004. I'm sorry Chops I am sure you won't be too impressed by this picture but as I said yesterday I have tried to find some obscure ones.

Random Face - This was definitely the hardest section to fill. Lawrence is undoubtedly the king of facepulling, whether it be a football thug, cub fit, or disabled person Chops kicks ass. This photo is no exception and wins just for pure believability factor. Good effort Daz as well!

Lowlands - This is a perfect example of the type of picture I was looking for to put in this section. Two Lowlands members are having a friendly game of darts before being interrupted by some lager lout. Fantastic!!

Women - Now all of Lawrence's women have been kept under wraps so this picture had to come from holiday, unfortunately no picture of Lawrence explaining how Fleuuuurret was loud, crass and had shit banter could be found, therefore I had to look back slightly earlier into the holiday when the fat ugly one tried to ply Chops with cheap champers, the facial expression says it all!

Gay - Although always seems to get involved with gay bent there is a distinct lack of pictures capturing this, therefore back to holiday where Lawrence is looking in great detail at a Gary cock or ball.

Thug - Described as the king of faces earlier, he could equally be described the chief thug of the group. A big instigator in the Millwall theme that swamped the group this picture could not have been taken much earlier that holiday. Before the airport has even been left Lawrence the lout terrorise fellow passengers.

Dancing - This was actually quite a hard section to fill and unfortunately I have had to head back to the holiday in order to find one. I'm not even sure if this is a dance but it's something really really weird. Could this be the photo that encapsulates thuggishness, a quality face, drunkenness and dancing all in the same picture (whilst wearing another man's top of course)

1000 Words - The obvious choice would have been the classic photo of Lawrence appearing from the wilderness shirtless and flipflopless I did feel this photo had been seen far too much of late so of to the fags instead. Please comment and add your captions!

Random - What exactly Lawrence was doing I don't quite know. All I do know is that we were meant to be sitting down for a civilised meal on the first day of holiday and when everyone looked up from their food Lawrence had torn up his suitcase label and stuck it all over his face. Nice one chops!

Drunk/Alcoholic - When is there ever a time Lawrence isn't drinking or drunk? Therefore a picture of Chops trying to shove three drinks down his neck warranted a place on this blog.

Tomorrow a new Dor will appear...I have no idea who it will be, my list of names are still left in an empty pint glass on my desk waiting to be drawn. Don't forget to comment!