The Bottler's Big Mouth

Been a bit of a while since my last post, due to the upheaval of moving and my computer not being plugged in for a while, also tennis, drinks and random trips to Uxbridge. Yesterday evening we took a random visit to dahn the bridge where the Bottler took us to a very quiet intimate public house called Auberge. We got expensive alcoholic beverages and enjoyed the evening before changing venues to the Slug and then catching the last train home. I think the funniest moment of the evening did actually occur in Eastcote where Gareth and James popped into Sams leaving Lauren, Bottler and me outside. Botten had been discussing how he was looking for gash and then in a very matter of fact manner said

'Why can't you be in the Manor Lauren?'
Lauren replied 'Pardon? Why can't I be in the Manor?'
'Yeh you but a whore'
'I don't understand'
'Someone who looks just like you, is just like you but that I could nail'
I broke into the conversation at this point trying to prevent Chris digging an even bigger hole but Chris insisted on continuing...
'Why couldn't there be more people like you Lauren that just act like whores? If only there was someone just like you that I could sleep with, where are they all?'
After a few more murmurings of Chris letching over Lauren the boys appeared from Sams and Chris went in. The boys asked what had just happened and Lauren said..
'I think Chris just said he wants to sleep with me'.

Being back is great so far everyone seems keen on going out the Sparkses hosted another top notch Summer rave at their gaffe and even Mr Godwin made an appearance. Hopefully will be more tonight dahn the den, however I have a meal celebrating bros results so I may be late.

More updates soon